73 "Odd Questions"

[1] What is your middle name? tiffany

[2] What color is your mail box? White

[3] Are you available? yeah

[4] Have you ever hit a deer? No.

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? hell no

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning? i do now

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?everyone

[8] Do you have a small driveway?no

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? yeah

[10] What do you do first in the morning? use the bathroom

[11] What brand is your printer? lexmark

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people? hell no

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? curly

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher? dont remember

[16] Are you taller than your mother? hell no

[17] Do you have a favorite word? KUCKO
[18] Are you Good? when i want to be

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart? cry and eat ice cream

[20] Do you have a deep dark secret? yeah i have a few i mean wo dont

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? yeah

[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now? my feet

[24] Do you often cry during a movie? some times

[25] Do you hate your life? no

[26] Do you get mad easily? not at all

[27] Do you drink? yeah

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve? hair on people back

[30] Do any of your friends have kids? yeah

[32] Who should pay on the first date? Guy.

[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?5

[34] Do you have any friends? Yeah

[35] Do you have any mean friends? yeah they all can be if they want to

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? no

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously? no

[40] Do you itch your ears? yeah

[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now? kfc work pants

[43] How tall are you? 5'

[44] What is the closest green object? a piece of paper

[45] What is on your feet? socks

[46] Do you like watermelon? hell yea big watermelon cut it in half

[48] Do you want to have kids? nope

[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing? my hair is red

[50] Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have gotten to know?Bandit

[52] Whats your mothers middle name? None of your buisness?

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw? srary movie 3
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? no
[57] Are you wearing makeup? no

[58] Do you have a tattoo? yea i do

[61.] Do you know how to draw? no

[63] Who is your hero? spiderman

[65] Do you work a lot of hours? no

[66] What do you do when you are stressed out? scream

[67] Who was the last person that called you? lilo

[68] Is there anything you regret? hell no

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from? no

[70] Is there an animal that creeps you out? snakes

[71] What was the last thing you did for fun? went to the club
[72] Last time you cried? its been awhile

[73] What are you listening to? hollaback girl

hey guys as of you know that camp is over and it is sad i had to say goodbye to a lot of people i meat this summer we are close ass hell and now i'm sad we had so much fun this summer there are no words to describe wat we did and how many times we hung out and wag is funny is that this summer flew by so fast that we didn't have enough time to get on each other nervous which is crazy but i had fun miss you guys and love you always butta

late nights in pondo like 3:45 pixie busted me in my eye snoopy talking bout her brownies and coke in the tent late nights in sleepy hollow during the two of us strawberry and i going back to the tent and seeing a deer hearing random say your mom being a teddy bear every night and cuddling realize something bout myself that i didnt know would happen just pretty much fun smore's in silver fir with spud penny bunny and strawberry everynight fun me and strawberry running to sleepy hollow cause we heard crying like 6 year old girls summer scary stories seeing here scary spud kazul and someone eles cant remember

i am such a myspace freak i swear i can never stay off of it when i get on it if u have myspace u know what im talkin about

its all good over here i finally start woking this thursday so if u r ever in rancho cordova and u r hungry u can come and see me at kfc&a&w k so thats whats been up with me having fun

hello everyone its been awhile since i updated well im doing pretty good life could be a little bit better i guess but all is well over hear just cant wait till camp to come around again and get out of real life

hey is a new year 2006 and its going to be a great year for me im sitting at my friend lindas house watching tv and having fun so yea

happy new year everyone well the funny the funny thing that is happing is my friend linda is giving away all her cloths right now she is drunk but she says shes not but u have to be here is funny

hello everyone well the lates on my life is that i moved out my sister house and now i am staying with my brother what a life

i quit everything right now life is crazy right now and its driving me crazy

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im at home trying to figure out how i am going to get to my best friend house to get drunk its been awhile since i been an it will feel really great to be im so crazy when i get drunk last time i left a message on this guys voice mail saying i wanted him and i do crazy stuff to so its driving me crazy with out a ride

hello everyone its been a really long time since i wrote in here its been such a long summer camp was okay it could have been alot better but it was okay for what it was i guess im good if i could rewind back time for camp i would because being in the real world sucks like finding a job and getting my life back to normal the only thing i like now is that i get to see my goddaugther every day than ever 8 day and i get to see my best friend michelle as much as i want i got drunk for like 2 days well this summer i got so drunk again i was throwing up in the club parking lot i had like 5 shots of tequill a long island ice tea and a shot of after shock what ever that is summer made me take that i was so messed up i could not see right when i got home i sat in the car for like one hour i could not walk for shit michelle had to help me to the door and in bed i was so drunk i was sick the next day i went to camp that day with a hang over never againg in my life i said that last summer to huh but u know me cause it aint never been a problem

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yesterday i went to the club and i almost had to fight this dude because he was messing with my sister then he hit me with a pillow and he was in my face like he really was going to hit me then he hit me on my leg so i hit him in his head and he got in my face so me my sister and my two cousins was going to beat him up but im okay it was hella fun at the club cant wait to go again

HELLO ALL ME BUTTA ONCE AGAIN DOING OKAY LIFE IS SO SO RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING ISSUES RIGHT NOW ME AND MY BEST FRIEND DONT TALK AS MUCH AS WE USE TO BUT ITS OKAY ILL GET OVER IT ANYWAYS THIS GUY THAT I LIKE A LOT JUST CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I DID WHAT HE TOLD ME BUT I DONT REMEMBER WHAT HE TOLD ME IT WAS SO LONG AGO I TOLD HIM THAT MY MERMORIE IS SHOT I FORGET WHAT I SAY SOMETIMES WITH IN LIKE 5 SECONDS RIGHT SO WE HE WANT EVEN TELL ME WHY DO BOYS HAVE TO BE SO DAM DIFFCUILTY ANYWAYS LIFE WILL BE OKAY I GUESS MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 5 MORE DAYS EASTER SUNDAY I CANT WAIT WELL I HAVE TO GO NOW BUTA

hello everyone again last night was the most funnest i had in a couple of weeks if u dont know chedda turned 21 yesterday and we went to the club it was so much fun she was so drunk that the people that worked there made her sit out side fo 15 mins cause she was so drunk it was hella funny she was falling all over the place she had like 4 shots of tequilla and 2 shots of 151 so she was messed up well i have to go now miss you guys lots

ITS ME ONCE AGAIN ABOUT TO BITCH OKAY I JUST FIGURE OUT THAT MY LIFE SUCKS ALL THE WAY AROUND I SEEM TO BE VERY BITTER ALOT THESE DAYS AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I AM FEELING LIKE THIS IT JUST SEEMS LIKE AFTER I FIGURE ONE PROMBLE OUT OTHER ONE JUST HAPPEN TO POP UP IN MY LIFE AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO GO CRAZY AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD I JUST GO AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY CAUSE I WOULD DO IT IF I HAVE TO ARE JUST HOLD IT IN AND GO CRAZY I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT I KNOW U GUYS ARE TRIED OF READING ABOUT ME BITCHING BUT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT OUT I JUST DONT KNOW WHO I CAN TRUST AFTER DAISY SO YEA IM GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST GOT TO GO NOW ONE MORE THING I AM GOING TO CAMP FOR THOES WHO DONT ALL READY NOW I AM A TRIPING UNIT LEADER